An ode to Alex and Her Glasses (#OITNB)

I usually don't do this. But, Alex Vause's pair of glasses deserves a post of its own. My earlier review of the series can be found here.

An Ode 

to the best freaking pair 

of glasses

and what it represents 

power, sexy times and runinable things

like being locked in a dryer

or jilted in Paris.

Pretty sure she meant her glasses

Hmm, excuse me?

 I work for an international drug cartel.

Tell me more.

Wait, how did we get here?

Oh, you're speaking from experience. Cool. Makes sense.

To cap it all up: "I got 99 problems and Alex Vause is responsible for all of them."