An ode to Alex and Her Glasses (#OITNB)

By Anonymous -
I usually don't do this. But, Alex Vause's pair of glasses deserves a post of its own. My earlier review of the series can be found here.
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An Ode 
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to the best freaking pair 
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of glasses

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and what it represents 
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power, sexy times and runinable things

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like being locked in a dryer

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or jilted in Paris.
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Pretty sure she meant her glasses
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Hmm, excuse me?
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 I work for an international drug cartel.
Alex Vause glasses
Tell me more.


"rule number one, don't ever fall in love with a straight girl."
Wait, how did we get here?

Alex Vause glasses
Oh, you're speaking from experience. Cool. Makes sense.


To cap it all up: "I got 99 problems and Alex Vause is responsible for all of them."

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